Oh, hi there. Erm. So… I know you're gonna be disappointed and everything. And I'm so sorry for breaking the news to you… But… I'm just 100% being honest here okay? Try to remain calm, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it and stick to the facts.

Alright. Well, it's gone. Yup. Whatever you were looking for—it either never existed, moved to a new place with a better view and less car noises or whatever. I don't know. You'll be fine though. Trust me.